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There's a lot of things I can tolerate.

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Gluten, chatty Uber drivers, singing
happy birthday at work. But one thing I

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absolutely cannot forgive, betrayal.

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And it's happened to me plenty.

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Teresa, I need you.

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Please do not leave me for the fishmans.
They don't need you. They're so much

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cleaner than I am. Exactly.

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Ally.

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Oh. Um, my hairstylist, she called in
sick. And so the shampoo girl said she

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could do it.

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It looks good.

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Good. You're done.

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Yeah, I love it.

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That is 400.

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Thank you. Go, go, go, go. Give me those
four.

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Come on.

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She's gone. I knew it. Put it back.

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But I never expected to be betrayed like
this.

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How could Dyson do this to us?

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I know. After I discovered him, I
nurtured him, I built him up, he should

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grateful. You gave him too much positive
reinforcement.

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This is why I never compliment anyone.

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You all suck at your jobs. It's so good
to have you back. Okay, what does he

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want? Well, apparently more than league
minimum. Even though he's under

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contract, he's not going to play until
he gets paid market value.

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Ali, get me some comps for Dyson. Small
forwards, under 25, first long -term

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deals. Got it?

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Got it. Okay, can we give him a slightly
bigger contract? I mean, Sandy, how

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much room do we have under the cap?
We're already dangerously close to going

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over. Yeah, if we give Dyson what he
wants, we're going to have to pay the

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luxury tax, too. I'm all for tariffs.

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Not like this.

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Let me play devil's abacus. Dyson was
scoring 18 points a game in the

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He's not even old enough to rent a car.
I think we should do whatever we can

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to... Lock him down. Well, thanks to
you, we have already spent a fortune on

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new marketing campaign, Rags to Swishes.

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Yeah, it's a tale as old as Charles
Dickens. Little Dyson, a sweet,

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teenager. New Dyson is an L .A. Wave
superstar, draining threes in front of

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cheering fans.

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Women with large chests. I mean, I want
it to have a euphoria -type vibe. No

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intimacy coordinators. I'll take care of
this. His agent's his stepfather. I can

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handle a retired math teacher from
Kentucky.

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He's not with Keith anymore.

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He has a new agent. What? Who?

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Mazel on your wedding, lady.

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I love love.

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Cynthia and I were a little surprised
that we didn't get the invite. Oh, it's

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annoyingly small venue, so family only.
You get it. Absolutely. That's bullshit.

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I know that space.

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That ballroom holds 600 people. What do
you want, Clint?

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Oh, it's not about what I want.

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It's about what my client deserves.

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A new contract. One that reflects his
value to your team. Four years.

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160 million. Plus he wants his own
bobblehead night, but it's got to look

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than Travis's. I don't know what that
is.

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And he wants to change the number on the
back of his jersey to like a Bible

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verse or some shit. I can do the
bobblehead and I can do the jersey, but

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money part over my dead body.

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I'm giving you first crack here.

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Okay. This kid.

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is very special to me. And there are a
lot of other teams out there that know

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exactly how special Tyson is, too. His
name is Dyson. He doesn't pay me to know

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his name.

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He pays me to get him the best deal
possible.

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Four for 160.

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Five for 25. You cannot be serious.

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Five for 22.

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You can't go down.

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Go up.

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Look, you and I both know this kid's
going to be a superstar in this league.

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if you don't pay him, I'm going to make
it my life's mission to make sure that

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Tyson Dyson never wears a Waves jersey
ever again.

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Clint, we are done here. You have my
offer, and you let me know what Dyson

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thinks. Oh, I will. And when he leaves
your loser ass, I have just the guy to

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replace him. Lou Baker in Phoenix,
sweetheart of a guy. The charges were

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dismissed. He's looking for a fresh
start. He would thrive in LA.

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Hey, how'd it go with Clint?

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Oh, let's see. The $150 parking ticket I
got outside of his office was the

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highlight. Well, since you're on a roll
with meeting super annoying men, you

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have your sit -down with your least
favorite season ticket holder tomorrow.

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Oh, no. The toilet came from Orange
County Rescheduling. I have.

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Six times.

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Al Fleshman spends a lot of money with
the team. I think you just need to bite

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the bullet and take the meeting.

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Allie, please just take this meeting for

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Come on. I have so much going on. You're
so good at this stuff.

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I'll owe you one.

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Fine. Yes, thank God.

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But I am using your office.

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And I found a way to make the statue of
your father tax -deductible. We just

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have to posthumously ordain him as a
minister.

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Oh, that's amazing.

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Aruna, this is why you're our
accountant.

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Should we get dinner sometime?

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This is fun.

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I already have my gay friends.

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Sure. Well, let me know if you need an
alternate.

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Oh, one more thing. Did you write this
$2 million check to Malibu Night

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Treatment Center, LLC?

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Ham's Rehab Center?

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It's not technically a charity, so I
don't know how you want to categorize

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That's your signature, right? Yeah.

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Yes, it is. Thank you, Aruna. I will
work on that.

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Hey, Aruna. Good to see you.

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She's all business, huh?

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I don't know.

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What's up?

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Allie needs a raise. She deserves it.
She's asked for it a couple of times,

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it's way overdue. Isla, no.

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There's no money. And we still don't
know where we're going to land on this

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Dyson deal, and there's some unforeseen
expenses. Look, we are in the red. Oh,

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that's what that means.

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Yes. Damn it. I just don't want to tell
her no.

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Look, I get it. She's like family. Which
is why we should make the exception.

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Isla, no. If the board finds out we are
giving out executive raises in the

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middle of a budget deficit, we are
screwed.

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Okay. I am not looking forward to this
conversation.

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That's some fucking bullshit.

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We need to talk.

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Fucking knock?

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Why would you recommend that book? It's
so sad.

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What's this?

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It is a check to your rehab with my
signature on it. Where did you get that?

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Aruna just asked me why I made a $2
million taxable donation to a for

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company. Fucking Aruna.

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Snake.

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Look, I had to get out of there. I had
to grease the wheels. They wouldn't let

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me out. So you embezzled company funds
and you forged my signature? Are you out

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of your mind? Calm down.

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Look, the truth is that I was going
crazy in there. I was sober, but they

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wouldn't let me out. I missed my wife
and I missed my kids.

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I even missed you fuckers. I knew Lizzie
would never let me write a check that

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big, so I used company funds.

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I swear I was going to pay you back.
Well, when were you going to tell me?

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do I tell you? Someone who everyone says
is so much younger and more talented

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and has their shit together.

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People are saying that? I promise I'm
going to pay you back, but can we just

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please keep this between you and me,
just for the time being?

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Well, I guess we can push this check
into next quarter and get you on a

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plan. Thank you so much. I promise I'm
going to pay you back when I can.

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Hey, how about that Evelyn Hugo, huh?
Isn't it good? I cried so hard when she

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killed herself.

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She did what, though?

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And I'll have three salmon nigiri, three
amachi, and two spicy toro. Arigato.

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And by the way, I'm a big fan. I really
hope everything works out with you and

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the team. Thanks, man.

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Would you still be a big fan of mine if
they didn't, right?

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Yeah, no way, dude.

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L .A. ways for life.

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Are you really thinking about not
playing? I don't know. I just want all

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be over. I hate feeling like Isla and
everyone's mad at me.

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You can't let that affect your decision.
This is business.

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And you have value, too.

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Hey. Is everything okay?

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Um, no. I lost my job.

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What? Dog Day After Room got shut down.
The space was bought by some Indian

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grocery store chain.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah. The new owners actually offered me
a job, and they asked how many spices I

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could name, and all I could come up with
was turmeric, and they practically

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laughed me out of the room.

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Couldn't come up with cumin?

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No, I couldn't come up with cumin. God,
Sandy, I don't know what I'm going to

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do. It's going to be okay, all right?
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise.

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How? Well, I mean, no offense, but you
didn't move to L .A. to be a dog

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You had other goals. You could go back
to college, get a degree.

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You know, I did originally move here to
be an actor.

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Right.

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Yes, your headshot.

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With defrosted tips.

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You know, I was actually the stand -in
for Blue Power Ranger for a few months.

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They were going to give me a line, and
then I hurt my back, so I... Right,

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you're back.

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I'm going to get back out there and
start auditioning.

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Oh, I've got to get an agent. You know
like a ton of those guys, right? Can you

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hook me up?

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Uh, yes.

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Technically, yes, but... Thank you,
thank you. I've got to get new

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Coriander. Coriander. Yeah.

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I'm so excited for you.

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Midlife career change.

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Well, the first round didn't go so
great. Do you want me to take lead on

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Look, Clint and I play golf at the Riv
all the time. Thanks, Cam. I've got

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There he is, my homie. Oh, allergies.

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Yeah, I got COVID.

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Everybody shake my hand. Oh. Oh, get
over it. It's 2026.

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Stay over there.

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Well, we have discussed things on our
end, and here is our counter.

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Five years at $35 million.

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Hello, Clint. Are you feeling sick?

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No, no.

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I'm just trying to process what a dumb
fucking moron you are. Whoa! Hey! That's

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uncalled for, sir. You shut up, little
girl. I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. A man.

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This number?

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is nowhere near what we're looking for.
You're not serious negotiators. And

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personally, I don't like any of you.
Come on, Clint.

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Meet us in the middle here. That's what
you think this is?

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You're more R -word than I thought.

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And yeah, I don't say it anymore because
I'm on some board.

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I'm telling you, you're playing with
fire.

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All of you are playing with fire.

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Cam. I got us a tea time 8 a .m. on
Friday. I'm going to whip your ass,

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You wish, motherfucker.

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I'm going to smoke you. You wish. Get
out of here. I love you.

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Told you I should have handled that. Oh,
shit. We got to code green.

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Oh, God, Nez. No one can remember your
color code system. Green means go, as in

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go ahead and start worrying, because we
got a big problem.

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Poacher's in town.

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I'm sorry, who's the poacher?

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Magnus Seraphin.

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GM of the Toronto Trappers?

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Absolute shark.

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Trappers have won three of the last nine
championships, and he's the reason.

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He's responsible for taking most of the
talent up to Canada. You take your eye

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off the ball for one second, and the
next thing you know, your best player's

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there backstage at a weekend concert
eating donuts named after him from Tim

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Hortons. Oh, no. Do you think he's after
Dyson? The Dyson donut. It's perfect.

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Bingo. Worst part is, he's not just
charming.

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He's hot as hell. Nobody can resist. Oh,
come on.

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We're hot, too.

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Yeah, but he's mom and dad hot. We're
just mom hot. Speak for yourself.

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I'm dad hot. We have the same ugly dad.
Guys, this is crazy, okay? Dyson is

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under contract. The poacher cannot sign
him. Well, he can't sign him, but he can

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take him to the polo lounge and wine and
dine him, and suddenly Dyson's no

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longer holding out. He's demanding a
trade to Toronto.

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It's happened before.

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Lewis Washington, out of Orlando.

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Where was it?

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Orlando Lewis in Washington.

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This is bullshit. I'm not going to let
the poacher take talent that I

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discovered, Jackie. I want you to find
out where Magnus is staying and track

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every move. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are
you going to do? I'm going to talk to

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Dyson. We shouldn't be engaging with him
directly.

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This is business.

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Yes, which is why I'm going as a friend
to tell him he's fucking up my business.

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Said no dunks.

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Can we talk a second?

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Looks like you're still keeping in
shape.

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Oh, that's good. Should you be here?
Clint says I should only be talking to

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Dyson right now.

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He may have said Tyson. Look, I'm sure
Clint is trying to tell you that I'm the

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bad guy, but you signed a deal and
you're holding out before the season

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starts. Tyson, if it wasn't for me, you
would be playing in front of 20 people.

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and still working at UPS.

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So you think I should accept less than
what I'm worth because I owe you one?

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but this is your first big shot. I gave
it to you, and that should count for

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something. I was told you'd say that.
Don't listen to Clint. It wasn't Clint.

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I should go.

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Yeah, well, you're not even supposed to
be playing basketball right now.

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Hey, man, my daughter got me that ball
for Father's Day.

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Hey, hey.

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Knock, knock. Al Fleischman, a .k .a.
the Flush Man, the Toilet King of Orange

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County.

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It's good to see you again, Al.

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Allie Lee, Wave Chief of Staff. Right,
right, right.

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Where's Isla? Isla really wanted to be
here, but she got pulled into a last

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-minute issue.

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Ah, and she didn't want to reschedule
for the seventh time?

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Please sit.

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So, what can I do for you, Al? Okay,
well, I'll be blunt. I want better

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Well, you're already front row out.
Doesn't get any better than that. Yeah,

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I'm under the basket, okay? What does a
billionaire got to do to sit with the A

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-listers, okay?

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I'm talking center court. I'm talking
sitting next to the Sabrina Carpenters

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the Ariana Grandes and the Olivia
Rodrigos. You know, all the cool young

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people should be sitting together. I'm
doing this for your ratings. I can

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you the minute center court seats open
up, you will be getting a call. Do I

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to remind you that every turd in that
arena goes through a Fleischman toilet?

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Even your turd, okay? I think I deserve
a little bit more respect.

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We do respect you, Al.

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How about some VIP access?

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You know, something we rarely do is let
fans watch a practice.

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It's the closest you'll ever get to the
player. You think they'll let me

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scrimmage a little?

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You're spying on someone.

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Are you in danger?

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No, no, I'm fine. My car's in the
loading zone, ready to roll. Well, be

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You're still coming to dinner with my
family tonight, right? Yeah, please.

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Tell your brothers not to roughhouse me
too much.

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Oh, my God, the poacher!

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Jackie Moreno, Nee Gordon.

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There's two things Canadians don't like.

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Rollerblade hockey and being spied on.
I'm not a spy.

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I'm here for breakfast.

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I'll have the, uh, $45 omelet. I have a
message for your family. Tell them I

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always get what I want.

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And now it's personal.

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Also, that car of yours in the loading
zone?

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It's being towed. No, no, no, my good
charger's in there.

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Any news on the poacher?

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Magnus is definitely on the prowl. Oh,
Jackie needs 500 bucks to get his car

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of the impound lot.

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Hey, who's our contact at CAA or WME?

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Uh, for sports, that's Pat Ellerman. No,
not sports. The, uh, acting side. Oh,

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God, no. Travis has been trying to do
White Blade again. No, it's not for

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Travis. It's for, uh, something
personal. Well, don't tell me you're

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act now. I love you. You have zero
charisma. No, stop.

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It's... For Charlie, OK? He lost his
job, and he's trying to get back into

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acting. No, Sandy.

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I am not contacting Kevin Huvane so you
can get your dog groomer, non -actor

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boyfriend a job.

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He is an actor, OK? He was the main
stand -in for Blue Power Ranger. And he

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almost had a line until he hurt his
back. Oh, yeah.

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His back.

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OK. This is so unfair.

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You guys do favors for your spouses all
the time. Ness, we have invested in

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every one of Batouin's businesses.

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And I like it. How many times have we
given the owner's box to Lev's practice?

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And if I have to go to one more of
Lizzie's galas for Cam, I'm going to

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Okay? All I'm asking for is a phone
number.

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Fine. Here is a contact at CAA so your
boyfriend can have a huge acting career.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Clint. Oh, boy.

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Hi, Clint.

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to the chase.

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Dyson just got a big offer from another
team.

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So either you guys match it or we're
going to demand a trade. You know it's

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against league rules to negotiate with
other teams when Dyson is still under

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contract. Okay, well then sue me. And
you can take it to the Supreme Court for

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all I care. I was frat brothers with
Brett Kavanaugh. Delta cap for life,

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I can't believe he would leave me after
everything I've done for him. You didn't

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say that to him, did you? No.

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I mean, yeah.

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Kind of. Pretty much.

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Jackie, what is it?

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Permission to speak as your brother and
not your assistant? Yes, of course.

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Okay, as someone who you also took under
your wing, maybe Dyson is tired of

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being thought of as a charity case. A
charity case?

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He's one of the best players on the
team. We were about to give him an

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marketing campaign.

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Yeah, a rhapsody.

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What's wrong with that?

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The fans love it. They shortened it to
rags, which basically just means an old

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towel you still haven't thrown out.

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Sometimes people get tired of being
treated like an underdog.

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You know when you've smart ideas, you
can just say them.

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00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,760
Don't make me coke them out of you.

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Really? Because I was thinking about
redoing my desk area. Maybe some new

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lighting, a little area rug. I wanted to
have a real Nancy Meyers aesthetic. I

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didn't mean now.

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Hey, headed home?

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00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:59,020
Oh, I wish. Gene's doing an open mic at
the Irvine Comedy Barn. He's 11th up.

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Ooh, yikes.

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Hey, I just wanted to say I'm sorry we
couldn't do the raise thing.

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00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,080
Oh. Oh, I didn't tell you yet.

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Shit, yeah, sorry.

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00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,200
It's just not really a good time.

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00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,960
Hi to Jean.

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00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,500
Thanks for coming, Jason.

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Sure, but I parked out front and the
signs said there's a street cleaning

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tomorrow, so I do need to leave by 8 a
.m. This will take less than 12 hours.

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Just come in.

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Okay.

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Here it goes.

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I've worked really hard to get to where
I am. But no matter what I do, people

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still treat me like the total mess I
used to be. You mean like when Sean

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00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,900
calls you CEO?

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00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,480
Yes. Thank you. What I'm trying to say,
Dyson, is that I've been treating you

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like the D -League kid that I found and
not the rising star you've become.

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And I am really sorry about that.

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Thank you.

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So we're going to do right by you. We're
going to get you paid, and no one's

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going to call you rags anymore.

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00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,780
All I ask in return is that you take
back the trade demand.

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00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,120
What trade demand?

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Fucking quench.

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00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,380
Okay, you are about to be in a good
mood.

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The barista who always gives us free
cake pops finally took us up on our

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No. Actually, I don't know, but we
should follow up with him. But guess who

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00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,980
has an agent at CAA. Are you serious?

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00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,260
Yeah. Oh, my God, that's incredible.

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00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,120
Thank you. I'm so happy.

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00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:34,140
Oh, and good news. I actually found my
old headshot, and I think I can still

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00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,280
it. Look at you.

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00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,380
Your hair is so crunchy.

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00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,180
Maybe I can also hook you up with a new
photographer.

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00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,180
Oh, look who it is.

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00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600
Moneybag Giz.

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00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,460
I know you're paying for teen dinners
now.

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00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,700
Hell no.

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00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,720
That was Rookie Dyson. All your youngers
are on blast now.

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00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,400
Congrats on securing the bag.

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00:19:58,419 --> 00:19:59,680
Just moved out to Peckinorder.

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00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,180
Hey, Travis.

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00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,920
I didn't want you to hear this from
anyone else, but, uh... I mean, it's a

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of dating, though.

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00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880
All right.

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00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,460
All right, then.

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00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:28,650
Shit. It's Marcus's anniversary, so
let's make sure we send him some

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00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,690
Send them from Louisa's in Bel -Air.

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00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,690
I didn't get any of that.

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00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:35,570
Oh, fuck it. I'll just tell Jackie to do
it. Cam!

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00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:40,090
Hey, Al Fleischman, a .k .a. the
Fleshman, the Toilet King of Orange

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00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,930
You got a second? Listen, I would love
to talk to you, Al, but me and Leroy got

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00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:48,230
a meeting we gotta get to. Uh, no, no,
we don't. You can talk to your friend.

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00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,089
Oh, great.

397
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,790
No, we definitely have a meeting.

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00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,590
Dude, I don't have anything in this
book.

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00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,120
Okay, we can have a meeting, because
I've been running into a brick wall with

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that sister of yours. I mean, what's a
kid got to do to kick it center court,

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00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:03,480
baby? I would love to help you. I don't
really handle the ticketing. I know, but

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00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,280
it's not about the money, man. I can
pay, okay?

403
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,700
We just became an exclusive vendor to
all North American Radisons, okay? And

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00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:13,260
that's a high -flow clientele. I'm
talking breakfast buffets seven days a

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00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,720
I'm talking coffee makers in every room.
I mean, we're talking crap city, man.

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00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,320
That sounds really great, Al. I really
don't have time for that. Hey, Cam, I

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00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,320
want those seats.

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00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,540
And money is no object.

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00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,860
Do you understand?

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00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280
You know what, Al?

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00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,580
You and I might be able to figure
something out.

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00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,680
I'll call you.

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00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360
Oh!

414
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,980
Great job closing on Dyson.

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00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,460
Yeah, and I was happy to see it was a
declining deal that'll keep us under the

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00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,800
luxury tax for a couple years.

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00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,060
Yes.

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00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:55,070
So glad we didn't trade Dyson. He's the
only one of the players that follow me

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00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:56,049
back on Instagram.

420
00:21:56,050 --> 00:22:00,750
And, turns out, Clint made all that
trade stuff up. Toronto was never even

421
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,070
Dyson. Wait a minute.

422
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:05,630
And what the hell is the poacher doing
in L .A.? Oh, yeah.

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00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,210
Who was he here for?

424
00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,470
I'm not going to beat around the bush,
eh?

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00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:14,270
I'm offering you an opportunity to
maximize your gift.

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00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:17,770
So, do we have a deal?

427
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,250
I'd be crazy to say no.

428
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,660
I didn't mean to yell at you.

429
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,740
There must be something in the air.

430
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,520
I mean you're talking about the
apocalypse.